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when I get married we’re having a buffet at the wedding and if any old ladies comment on how much food I’ve had I’ll say “don’t worry I’ll work it off tonight” *wink*

"Yeah, I’m just carb loading."

^^^^ she gets me

Do you go to the gym? Because I can totally see us working out. ;)

Asked by Anonymous

so good ugh you perfect human

haha so your text post reminded me of something that happened when I worked at Chipotle. it was near closing time and I was working the line and we didn't have any customers. this cute young adult couple comes in and they're really nice and we're just small talking and stuff. the guy one orders like a poop ton of rice in his burrito. so I was just like WOW THIS IS A LOT OF CALORIES HOW ARE YOU GONNA WORK IT ALL OFF!? he just smiles at me and taps his wedding band on the glass and then winked LOL

Asked by chiclovesyou

that’s the most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard and I’m publishing it cause God bless them

when I get married we’re having a buffet at the wedding and if any old ladies comment on how much food I’ve had I’ll say “don’t worry I’ll work it off tonight” *wink*


do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

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I think I might be mentally good to date now. that’s rad. now I gotta find a boy. I hope California has cute boys that wanna marry a semi-attractive barista with good music taste and a hick accent

" You are so brave and quiet I forget you are suffering. "

- Ernest Hemingway  (via p3rspective)

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I want to date someone who is genuinely my best friend. Someone who I can stay up late talking to, and have meaningful conversations with. Someone who treats everybody friendly. Someone who’s there for me when I need them to be, and vice-versa. Someone I can love.

(via darrendriggers)


when you hate your legs 
remember that they carried you through the hardest parts of your life. they get you out of bed every day and take you to what you love.

when you hate your stomach
remember that it helped you gain strength. it holds the memories of deep laughter and great meals. it is full of warmth and joy.

when you hate your arms
remember that they are strong, which makes you strong. but they are also soft and can be used to cuddle and hold the ones you love.

(via sanctifymyheart)


Sometimes, I stop strangers and ask them if I can look at their tattoos.

(Source: zepsternerd)

" Do not think that love in order to be genuine has to be extraordinary. What we need is to love without getting tired. Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. "

- Mother Teresa (via awelltraveledwoman)

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boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

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Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

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